David Dodd 10:32 a.m., May 25
Report: Tony Gwynn "Looks Better Than Ever" After Surgery
Complicated nerve-graft surgery successfully incorporates new cyborg exoskeleton onto beloved San Diegan following tumor removal.
Surgeon: "Not only did we get all the cancer, we expect to see him back in a Padres uniform come spring."
Gentlemen, we have the technology.