Don Bauder 8:30 a.m., Dec. 11
FFP channels BTO, urges you to TCOB
Need to take care of a few things before getting down to business today. I still want to know just exactly what is with all this crazy nonsense? It never ends. On a lighter note, isn't it funny how the pictures make this DJ light look like it fills an entire room. It's like a portable sun. Heheh.
In more pressing matters, it's Start Your Own Business Day! The Runner-Up award goes to:
This actually doesn't seem like a bad deal for starting one's own smog inspection business. Overhead seems low enough, at the very least. I don't have a car due to expenses and whatnot, but I was amazed to find out that there's no vehicle inspection in California. Apparently, only eighteen (18) states have manual inspections. Crazy.
Inspection stickers aside, I have to employ the "Rules Flagrantly Disregarded in the Name of Art" clause and go outside my neighborhood for the winner:
Yes! Let's all chip in and construct a bounce house fortress on the outskirts of town. The years between the "you must be THIS tall to ride the ride" lines are some of the most fleeting, and this is the perfect opportunity to take it back to the glory days! I am so ready to get in the bounce house and do some bouncey-bouncing.
Jeez, I'm lacking in inspiration today. Let's play a game. I'll start a story, and anyone who wants to chip in can do so via comment to finish.
"In the Bouncey-Bouncey kingdom there was a Bouncey-Bouncey King who waged pitiless war on the Land of Funhouses, which lay beyond the Enchanted Forest. So brutal were the Bouncey-Bouncey King's endless campaigns against his hereditary nemeses in the Land of Funhouses, that the Emperor of the Midway decided to intervene..."