Don Bauder 3:30 p.m., Jan. 21
It's "Kick Michael Bay Thursday" at The Big Screen
First Matt reported on Transformers star Shia LaBeouf's recent findings after being on the receiving end of the Hollywood version of a Colo-rectal exam. Now, adult film superstar James Deen is jumping on the bash-Michael Bay bandwagon.
No one expects a fine upstanding family man like Matthew Lickona to be up on his porn gossip. That's where I come in.
Deen -- who by all rights should be limited to appearing in porn parodies titled Rebel Without a Condom, Yeast of Eden, and Giant -- recently landed a role opposite future porn star Lindsay Lohan in Paul "I Wrote Taxi Driver and Raging Bull" Schrader's The Canyons.
Deen recently took time out of his busy effing schedule to tell a TMZ cameraman, "Michael Bay? Go f--- yourself!"
The "director"/Criterion darling should not be allowed to watch porn let alone direct one and that is why it was so refreshing to hear someone who excels at his chosen profession critique the munitions expert cum Hasbro pitchman.
In a further attempt to never again work in Hollywood with his clothes on, Deen tweeted the following:
If you hadn't already noticed from his work on-screen, this guys got balls. He already has Schrader's dispensation, he "borrowed" his porn name from a dead movie star, and he snubbed spielberg! Give him a few years and he'll be working for Marty on Hugo 2.