Walter Mencken 9:15 a.m., March 28
Fairy-tale ending - UPDATE
Once upon a time, there was a little girl who worked and worked and saved her money...
She hoped that someday, she would have enough to buy a Disney Princess Kit that would transform her into a magical princess...
But when she finally bought the kit and opened it up...it wasn't what she was expecting at all!
The makers of the kit were just greedy villains!
Happily, Dumanis and Goldsmith came to her rescue, bought the kit from her, and then won almost a quarter-million dollars from the villain - which they kept. You know, to further the good work of government. So you see, everyone lived happily ever after. Well, almost everyone.