White Trash food, canning, pies, beets, turkey, bread pudding, asparagus, potlucks, sweet potatoes, rhubarb, spinach, Easter bunnies, jellybeans, ice cream, apricots, and dog food served as paté
3:58 p.m., Feb. 19
Mayoral Candidate. Everyone will want to see what's in your private datebook!
Professional sports team owner. You don't have a license to print money, but you do have a license to steal it!
Oh, and while we're at it, Chargers fan.
Covention Center. Because everything's sexier when you make it bigger, right?