San Diego Reader

A few thoughts:

Man, I had no idea Michelle Williams needed the work this badly.

Man, Andrew McCarthy isn't aging too well, is he?

Man, I had no idea Sean Bean needed the work this badly. Oh, wait - that's really Sean Bean. Apparently, one does not simply live off of Lord of the Rings residuals.

I kind of admire the way that tagline applies to both the film and next year's main attraction at Knott's Berry Farm:

It also helps to explain a couple of shots from the trailer. This is gonna be an awesome ride, people!

Really, the only thing left to decide is whether going to see this film is a no-brainer or an all-brainer:

We'll be here all week, try the veal, etc.