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Label: Licensed Hugo Automation

Style: Short sleeve graphic tee

Color: Black

Sizes: Small to 3XL

Cost: $16.07 on eBay

Label: When?

Style: American Apparel athletic tee

Color: Blue or gray

Sizes: Small to 2XL

Cost: $26.99 at Skreened

Label: God's Lonely Shirt

Style: 100% cotton Sakhalin wife-beater

Color: Iris

Sizes: Small to XL

Cost: $50.00 at Destroy Pop

Label: He Sold His Soul to HBO

Style: Unisex short sleeve tee

Color: Black

Sizes: Small to 3XL

Cost: $17.99 at The T Shop

Label: Nike Goodfellas Mafia Hi Sb

Style: Patent Leather Dunk High

Color: White

Size: 11

Cost: $229.99 on eBay.

Label: One Dog Goes One Way and the Other Dog Goes the Other Way

Style: Short sleeve basic tee

Color: Black

Sizes: Small to 3XL

Cost: $21.99 on eBay

Label: We Are the People

Style: Short sleeve tee

Color: Assorted

Sizes: Small to 6XL

Cost: $20.95 at Zazzle

Label: Oscar Bate®

Style: Promotional hat

Color: Gray

Size: 6 7/8

Cost: Buy it now for $15.00

Label: Mamaluke's

Style: Short sleeve JBWear 190g cotton

Color: Black (and blue)

Sizes: Small to 3XL

Cost: $25.69 on eBay

Label: Morris Kessler

Style: Short sleeve graphic tee

Color: Black. You can see that real plain, right?

Sizes: Small to 3XL

Cost: $19.35 at Old Skool Hooligans

Label: Syke on this

Style: Walmart employee promotional designer pinback button

Color: Pale

Size: Round

Cost: $9.99 on eBay

Label: Giorgio Armani

Style: Kundun Tube Socks, 70% Cotton/30% Eyebrows

Color: Gray

Size: 10-12

Cost: No man knows

"What do you mean I don't get a cut off of any of this crap? And what the f*** is Marks doing writing about fashion? I want Siobhan Braun!"