Jay Allen Sanford 9:45 p.m., May 19
San Diego Katy Perry Fans, Now's Your Chance!
Dear Katy Perry Fans,
Did you know Katy Perry is starring in her own movie, entitled Katy Perry: Part of Me? It's true. I know because she recently appeared with film reels over...parts of her.
Silly Katy - hasn't she heard? Even Marty's gone over to digital!
There's even a 3D version! Anyway, as of RIGHT NOW, you have the extraordinary opportunity to enjoy THREE FULL DAYS of having seen Katy Perry: Part of Me BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE. Just go here and get your ticket! And don't say we never did nothin' for ya.