Almost Factual News Entries for April, 2012

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American Idol Hopeful Jessica Sanchese Thanks San Diego for Its Support

http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/apr/27/23583/ You've seen the billboards along the highway. You've attended the watch parties. You've seen the banners asking you to ...

The UT San Diego Memo, Illustrated

TO: ALL EMPLOYEES http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/apr/26/23529/ RE: CHANGE FOR THE FUTURE http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/apr/26/23530/ DATE: APRIL 24, 2012 We have great expectations and ambitions ...

San Diego Sex Slave Community Distances Itself From Killgore Murder

http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/apr/25/23492/ Brittany Killgore As the details surrounding the murder of 22-year-old local military ex-wife Brittany Killgore continue to emerge, San ...

Glenn Beck: "Do not render unto Caesar!"

Political Firebrand Visits La Mesa Church, Urges Pastors to Reject Ban on Political Speech by Nonprofits "If the world hates ...

SD on the QT Scoops The Onion!

SD on the QT, April 18, 2012: Walmart "Shocked" By Neighbors' Partial Protest of Building Demolition The Onion, April 20, ...

Thanks to Local Company, Dick Clark Will Not Have to Miss His Own Funeral

Recently Deceased Showbiz Legend to Host ABC Special Honoring His Life and Work Via Tupac-Style Hologram Denis Leary quips: "Hologram? ...

Walmart "Shocked" By Neighbors' Partial Protest of Building Demolition

Evil Corporation "Deeply Disappointed" by Tepid Response to Its Destruction of Abandoned Famers Market Building on Imperial Concerned Media Outlets ...

Quaking

Following Successful Quake Table Test, UCSD Researchers Propose Similar Experiment at San Onofre Nuclear Generating Station Project Director: "It's time ...

Woof!

Camp Pendleton Marine Corps Dog Handler Allegedly Involved in Secret Service HO-spitality Scandal After cocaine found at hotel, investigator quips: ...

Beware the Zimmer Men?

Oceanside Police Warn of Hispanic Gang Named for Trayvon Martin Shooter and Targeting Blacks in Turf War OPD Detective Barnaby ...

Bug or Feature?

San Diego-Based General Atomics Puts Positive Spin on High Rate of Drone Crashes PR Director: "We prefer "Kamikaze Mode" over ...

G.I. Fletcher: Army of One/One Man Army

Mayoral Candidate Tweaks Campaign Image to Fit New "Lone Wolf McQuade" Independent Status "Hey, Sarah Palin — THIS is what ...

Halfway There

Midway Museum Successfully Completes Fundraising for Half of Permanent "Unconditional Surrender" Statue. Museum director: "Well, we've got the 'Surrender' part ...

Padres Offered for Sale on Kickstarter

Struggling Ballclub Explores Possibility of Group Ownership Moores: "With a pledge of $15,000 or more, you get free hot dogs ...

Something to Cheer About

Charger Girl Tryouts Called "Best Sports News San Diego Has Seen All Year." Judge: "We're looking for girls with those ...

Nuclear Regulatory Commission Chair Completes Tour of San Onofre

Head of National Nuke Safety Gives Generating Station All Clear to Resume Operation Pesky Reporter Suffers Cautionary Dismemberment at News ...

U.S. Secretary of the Interior Visits San Diego Brothel in Push to Promote American Sex Tourism

http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/apr/05/22256/ SAN DIEGO — At the San Diego Petting Zoo, a North County brothel wherein both the rooms and the ...

Is Jack Back?

Last November, SD on the QT wondered how long it would be before the ersatz serial killer Jack the Stripper ...

Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence to Open "DisConvent" on USD Campus

Local Catholic University to Follow Up on Success of First-Ever Campus Drag Show with Opening of Genderbending Hotspot "Limelight was ...

Parents Protest "Child Rape"

Group Rallies Against Bill Requiring Medical Consultation Prior to Rejection of Immunization "Keep government busybodies away from my daughter's antibodies!" ...

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