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Cheetah's Gentleman's Club, eager to prevent any renewed association with the 9/11 hijackers stemming from the ten-year-anniversary of the attacks, offers free lap dances to any customer wearing red, white, and blue this Sunday.

"Champagne-room VIP treatment if it actually looks like the flag!"


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David Dodd Sept. 10, 2011 @ 4 a.m.

Don't look at me to defend you anymore, Mencken, you've crossed a line here. There are some things American that defy your lofty attempts at satire. America should not become a place where every other country can feel free to stab her with a pointed stick, and some issues are far too sacred to mess with. This is one of them, dammit.

Long live strip joints! Long live Cheetahs! Long live naked women dancing on brass poles! Long live America! Never forget!


Walter Mencken Sept. 10, 2011 @ 8:12 a.m.

I understand, Refried, and I will miss you. It's a lonely calling.


David Dodd Sept. 10, 2011 @ 9:52 a.m.

Sorry, man. Someone has to defend American strip joint dancers. I'm willing to take that bullet.


nan shartel Sept. 10, 2011 @ 11:14 a.m.

not really a lonely calling Mencken....every long haul trucker for 100 miles around the club will be there to back Refried up!!!

hahahahahahahahaha ;-D

Cheetahs hooray!!!


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