Eve Kelly 5:30 a.m., Sept. 17
Red, White, and Totally Nude?
Cheetah's Gentleman's Club, eager to prevent any renewed association with the 9/11 hijackers stemming from the ten-year-anniversary of the attacks, offers free lap dances to any customer wearing red, white, and blue this Sunday.
"Champagne-room VIP treatment if it actually looks like the flag!"
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