Following campaign stop in Vista, Bernie Sanders hunts down and kills wild investment banker at the San Diego Safari Park
Walter Mencken 2 p.m., May 26
Newspaper's Website Runs Delightful Gallery of Nubile Young Ladies Associated with Local Professional Sports Franchise, Thereby Arousing Support for Same
"I said that a local newspaper should be a cheerleader when it comes to promoting a new stadium. What part of 'cheerleader' didn't you understand?"