Robert Bush 1 p.m., Oct. 25
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Pitching Coach Darin Ballsy: "If the organic parts of him hold up, we see no reason why he can't pitch all game, every game. Gonna be a fun year."
Ten pitches. All of 'em over 100 mph. Boo-ya.