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Other folks have already commented on the fact that here, at long last, is a trailer that gives you the feeling of a movie without spilling out nine of its ten plot points. That's "sell the sizzle, not the steak" number one.

But number two has to do with the skin game. I don't know if Amy Adams and Jennifer Lawrence are about to get on Seth MacFarlane's "We Saw Your Boobs" list, but I kinda doubt it. And here's the thing: they don't need to. They sell the sizzle plenty hard right here in the trailer. Let's take a look.

The forget-me-bra:

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The what's-under-my-coat?

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The Venus-in-fur:

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The Flying V:

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The I'm-so-drunk:

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The formal plunge:

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The distracted driver:

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The - and forgive me, but there's no other way to say this - butt bongo:

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The his-and-hers necklines:

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And finally, the pretty white kitty:

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Woof.

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