Yankee flu symptoms include “a deep, abiding terror of losing one’s land, family, language, and Spanish culture.”
Jeff Smith 12:30 p.m., Sept. 28
Fox News notwithstanding, America's generally pride themselves on brevity, particularly when it comes to opening credit sequences.
Look how much text Hollywood can cram into one title card:
It's a good thing pretentious Parisian gasbag Johnny Godard's Weekend wasn't filmed in Terrorama. How do you like that guy? Two cards to get out one compound word:
Here are a few pictures whose titles take up 2, 3, and in one case, 15 cards to spell their names out. More to follow in a day or two. This trawling for titles takes time!