White Trash food, canning, pies, beets, turkey, bread pudding, asparagus, potlucks, sweet potatoes, rhubarb, spinach, Easter bunnies, jellybeans, ice cream, apricots, and dog food served as paté
3:58 p.m., Feb. 19
...when she told you, "Handsome is as handsome does." Seriously, it does not pay to be blandly handsome, even in a chiseled sort of amazing way. Just ask Garrett Hedlund and Taylor Kitsch...
Meanwhile, things just keep getting better for the somewhat less chiseled Shia LaBeouf: