San Diego Reader

Shark Night 3D wasn't any kind of a good movie, but it was chock full of new (or newish) talent, fresh faces eager to sear themselves into your consciousness. Thing is, I kept seeing them as younger versions of faces I already knew — just the way I did with X-Men: First Class. Guess this means I'm old. So, without further ado — your Friday timekiller.

Sarah Paxton is Reese Witherspoon:

Dustin Milligan is Daniel Day-Lewis:

Chris Zylka is James Spader:

Joel David Moore is Tom Green:

Katharine McPhee is Charisma Carpenter:

Sinqua Walls is Andre Braugher:

Joshua Leonard is Zach Galifianakis:

Donal Logue is Randy Quaid:

And Chris Carmack is Josh Holloway: