Vincent Farnsworth 2:38 p.m., Sept. 26
Federal Government Declares Moral Quarantine on San Diego
In Wake of Colorado Shooting by San Diego Man, National Guard Mobilizes to "Keep San Diego Crazy in San Diego."
Checkpoints at all bus depots, train stations, airports, roadways.
President Obama: "From [Al Qaeda terrorist Anwar] Awlaki to [Arizona Congresswoman Giffords shooter Jared] Laughner to [alleged Dark Knight Colorado shooter James] Holmes , we must make it clear to the region of San Diego that insanity and mayhem are not exportable commodities."
"At least the Heaven's Gate people had the decency to limit the killing to themselves."
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