Justin Powell

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San Diego is a Target on North Korea's Attack Map

http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-948934 Don't feel too bad, San Diego. Kim (Crazy) Jung II also is aiming at Austin, Texas. It is surmised he is trying to nuke George W. Bush--now retired to a Texas ranch. Or perhaps the ruthless despot is after those annoying Austin hipsters who are insufferable? Maybe the deluded North Korean dictator wants to put Dell computers out of business because he is such a fan of the Apple Mac? Who really knows the mind of a madman?
— March 30, 2013 3:04 p.m.

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