Don't Diss "Papa Doug's" Friends in UT Book Section
Don Bauder 5:34 p.m., May 25
Straight from the Hip
Have a question you need answered? Send an e-mail to heymatt@cts.com or fax to 619-231-0489 or mail to Matthew Alice, c/o the Reader, Box 85803, San Diego, CA 92186.
Chickens, Breasts, and Cancer: Discuss
Gross: Do chickens get breast cancer tumors? Grosser: Can you catch cancer from eating chicken breast tumors? New subject: how about that phantom electricity?
More Phone Numbers, More Problems
When your telephone rings at 3:30 a.m., it’s the phone company. They won’t say so, but it’s true.
How smart were we back in the Stone Age?
Birds, bees, cave-babies in the Stone Age. Also, answers pertaining to left-handedness and the so-called average American.
Where Ants Go When It Rains
Where do ants go when it rains? Can man and woman live on milk and potatoes alone? Why is Antarctica a continent, but the Arctic isn’t?
Ancient Crappers, Modern Knife Laws
Matthew Alice answers the question of an enthroned gent wondering if pharaohs were buried with toilets.
San Diego's Tsunami Escape Routes
Hey Matt: I had a dream that we had a giant earthquake and the entire coast was under tsunami warning. I had to drive to Point Loma and rescue my dog. We lived on Sunset ...
On the Diamond, in the Hoosegow
Hey Matt, With baseball season just around the corner I thought you could shed a little light on something that’s been bugging me for years. Why in God’s name do baseball managers dress like the ...
When two-ply isn’t enough and light bulbs go poof
Hey Matt: Why has toilet paper technology maxed out at a mere 2-ply? Bar soap is constantly reminding us about the percentage of its moisturizer cream and I believe that there are now razors with ...
Pasteurized History
Hey, Matt: I really enjoy learning about “real” history versus what has been popularly pasteurized. As a (laid-off) 3rd generation aerospace worker I’m of course aware of the accusations of a faked moon landing. While ...
Murder with Special Circumstances?
Hi Matt! I’ve noticed, since at least the first Gulf War, the flag patches on the uniforms of American soldiers are backwards. To me, that’s weird. What’s the story? Nobody I know can fill me ...
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