Wednesday, November 15
MTV 8:00 p.m. G-Hole Special, this is called. Please, MTV, stop with your faux raunchiness. MTV is your little cousin who is experimenting with cursing, but can't quite get it right. She says things like "Son of a bastard mashed potatoes," and "I've got this dog crappin' flip flop." Go to your room. Streak your hair again with peroxide, punch another hole in your ear with a safety pin, and write bad poetry about purple skies and your parents' divorce, but get out of the damn way.
Thursday, November 16
Joan Cusack's Local Flavor
Travel 9:00 p.m. Brother John's nepotistic inclusion of sister Joan into all of his movies must not be paying as well as we think.