Monday, December 5
WGN 5:30 a.m.
Dammit! Mr. Miyagi, I swear that when I'm immortal I'll find some way to bring you back from the dead. I don't care if it takes a thousand years. I'll do it.So far on this list: Hunter S. Thompson; my dog, Rusty; Mr. Miyagi. Somebody keep track of this stuff.
Tuesday, December 6
Drew Carey's Green Screen Show
COMEDY 7:00 p.m.
Anyone who likes his other show will get a kick out of this. It's improv-gone-not-so-high-tech. Of course, anyone who likes his other show would probably lick the screen on an ATM machine, you know, just to see what it's like. So there you have it.
Wednesday, December 7
Real World Austin: The Footage They Should Have Shown
MTV 9:00 p.m.
This is an outtakes and behind-the-scenes footage reel from the same channel that made the original program Real World: Austin . You're making a show about how you made a show? Sweet Jesus! Talk about an inflated sense of your own self-worth.