Following campaign stop in Vista, Bernie Sanders hunts down and kills wild investment banker at the San Diego Safari Park
Walter Mencken 2 p.m., May 26
We found this cute gopher in our yard and decided to befriend him instead of treating him like a plague. He's just a little paranoid with all these kitties running around the neighborhood.
I don't think his looks are as dramatic as the Australian internet star, but he is a local celebrity to us.