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Well, a few divorces kind of surprised me. First, the Tea Leoni and David Duchovny one. When he checked himself into a clinic for "sexual addiction", I figured that meant she was going to stay with him.

The statement they made at that time, was that he "hadn't cheated on her," but had an extensive pornography collection. But, it seems hard to believe that someone that's a good looking, famous actor, could have an "addiction" like that, and NOT cheat on her.

I think him saying he had an addiction, was his attempt to save the marriage and keep her.

The rumors now are that she was getting text messages from Billy Bob Thornton.

How is it that guy pops up in so many weird things? I remember how amazed we all were when Angelina Jolie started dating him. My friends and I said "Really? That Sling Blade dude?" She got his name tattooed on her arm (it's since been removed), and wore a necklace that had some of his blood in it.

They'd show up at awards shows, bragging that they were "romantic" in the car ride on the way there. Whatever.

If Tea thinks that's going to work better than the father of her two kids...

...and speaking of kids, Madonna is getting divorced. This is, yet another famous person, that has written numerous childrens books. I remember wondering what a book written by Madonna could be called: Horton Hires a 'Ho!

But no, they were real kids books. And, now instead of working on her latest one, she's hired Paul McCartney's divorce attorney.

The problem, though, is that Paul had it easy. His ex-wife was saying and doing crazy stuff, and the court sided with him because of all that.

With Madonna...well, Guy Ritchie movies are usually good. But they aren't huge money makers. I think he's in for a big payday on this one, no matter who she hires.

And, often times, people hate hearing about a woman paying alimony to a man. Well, sometimes that's the way it works out.

I know a Clairemont woman that was married to a guy for 10 years. He didn't work, just wrote books that he hoped to someday publish.

She had to pay alimony, and after years of doing that, she settled with him. I think she gave him a lump sum of $30,000. All because he didn't work while they were married.

I'm just hoping this brings a comeback for Weird Al Yankovic, who had parodied some of Madonna's songs in the past. He can change Crazy For You (a song done for a Sean Penn movie, a guy she was married to for about a month)....

That can be changed to "Alimony For You."

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Well, a few divorces kind of surprised me. First, the Tea Leoni and David Duchovny one. When he checked himself into a clinic for "sexual addiction", I figured that meant she was going to stay with him.

The statement they made at that time, was that he "hadn't cheated on her," but had an extensive pornography collection. But, it seems hard to believe that someone that's a good looking, famous actor, could have an "addiction" like that, and NOT cheat on her.

I think him saying he had an addiction, was his attempt to save the marriage and keep her.

The rumors now are that she was getting text messages from Billy Bob Thornton.

How is it that guy pops up in so many weird things? I remember how amazed we all were when Angelina Jolie started dating him. My friends and I said "Really? That Sling Blade dude?" She got his name tattooed on her arm (it's since been removed), and wore a necklace that had some of his blood in it.

They'd show up at awards shows, bragging that they were "romantic" in the car ride on the way there. Whatever.

If Tea thinks that's going to work better than the father of her two kids...

...and speaking of kids, Madonna is getting divorced. This is, yet another famous person, that has written numerous childrens books. I remember wondering what a book written by Madonna could be called: Horton Hires a 'Ho!

But no, they were real kids books. And, now instead of working on her latest one, she's hired Paul McCartney's divorce attorney.

The problem, though, is that Paul had it easy. His ex-wife was saying and doing crazy stuff, and the court sided with him because of all that.

With Madonna...well, Guy Ritchie movies are usually good. But they aren't huge money makers. I think he's in for a big payday on this one, no matter who she hires.

And, often times, people hate hearing about a woman paying alimony to a man. Well, sometimes that's the way it works out.

I know a Clairemont woman that was married to a guy for 10 years. He didn't work, just wrote books that he hoped to someday publish.

She had to pay alimony, and after years of doing that, she settled with him. I think she gave him a lump sum of $30,000. All because he didn't work while they were married.

I'm just hoping this brings a comeback for Weird Al Yankovic, who had parodied some of Madonna's songs in the past. He can change Crazy For You (a song done for a Sean Penn movie, a guy she was married to for about a month)....

That can be changed to "Alimony For You."

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