Matthew Suárez 11 a.m., Nov. 28
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There Will Be Blood
Marion Jones, Naomi Campbell, and Serena Williams. Do any of them have an IQ over 100?
So, Naomi Campbell is a nut job. We can all pretty much agree on that.
Russell Crowe threw a phone at a hotel clerk. But...when you look into that story, it made a little sense. He was trying to call his wife from his room, and couldn't. She had been getting mad, thinking he was staying out all night. And, he wanted to prove he wasn't. Now, why he doesn't have a better cell phone, I don't know.
But, with Naomi Campbell, she's now done the phone throwing thing at 3 different people. And, a maid, and personal assistant, are now suing her.
So, her latest temper tantrum happened during an airport argument, in which her bags were lost. She spit on a cop, and I think threw a punch. And then threw a cell phone. I swear, she should be banned from owning those things.
Now, what's the kicker? She did what I've noticed a lot of African-Americans do when they get in jams. She said this is happening to her, because she's black. Yep. She played the race card.
Now, Olympian Marion Jones, who is serving prison time...I can't believe she hasn't pulled the race card. She could say "They didn't take the Cy Young Award away from Roger Clemens, and he did these things, too. Is it because he's white?"
Unfortunately, they did take the gold medal, and bronze medals, away from her teammates, who are now lawyering up. That's really a shame for them, but really, what else can you do?
I saw Serena Williams won a tennis tournament, but for some reason still got angry, and smashed her racket. Maybe she was mad that a white guy built it, or refed the match. I dunno. I'm beginning to think, everything with African-Americans, comes back to race. And, when they always bring race up, it really sets race relations back years.
The Williams sisters have done their share of idiotic things. But then, they were raised by an idiotic father.
But, That doesn't top the tennis player that has been Youtubed almost a million times.
He was mad after a play, and pounded his head and face with his racket. Blood then started trickling down his face.