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Kids today, right? With their podcasts and their internet radio. They'll never understand the courage and determination of a pirate deejay like Christian Slater in Pump Up the Volume:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw12iur4CPU&feature=related

Nor, I suppose, will they be able to sympathize with an Internet-panic piece like Hackers, 4chan or no 4chan:

Still, Angelina Jolie in her younger days.

The kids of today might, however, be able to enjoy a fancy foreign flick like Battle Royale, given its, um, similarity to recent megahit The Hunger Games:

Phew! Better move on to something a little more recent and recognizable. Hey, here's Holes with Shia LaBeouf:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMkx_xAVRuc&feature=related

But really, when it comes to wayward youth, how are you going to top West Side Story?