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Well, let's see if we can get any hints from the trailers they showed before the film. Not the Glenn Beck thing with Fathom - that's a no-brainer. No, let's think mainstream releases.

First up: Chasing Mavericks. Okay, this one isn't totally obvious, but it is a heartwarming tale of a father-son style relationship between handsome white dudes.

Second: Trouble with the Curve. Clint Eastwood, old white dude, dealing with the dying of the light and trying to patch things up with his daughter. Plus, America's pastime!

Third: Taken 2. Bad, bad Middle-Eastern types seek revenge on older white dude Liam Neeson after he killed a bunch of them (in the first Taken) for stealing his daughter and trying to turn her into a sex slave. So this time, they steal his daughter and his wife. And so he's got to kill them again.

Fourth: Lawless. Remember when gangsters were white dudes? And remember when the only illegal drug they dealt in was good old-fashioned hooch? And remember when girls wore long skirts and sweaters? Man, those were the days.

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Joaquin_de_la_Mesa Aug. 28, 2012 @ 3:09 p.m.

Let's see... surfing huge waves, baseball, booze, guns, and an ass kicking special agent. And no fat bearded dudes denigrating America. Sounds like it's aiming at lovers of freedom, democracy, and the American exceptionalism. When's the next showing.

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