Walter Mencken 9:21 p.m., Oct. 20
Doesn't a tagline like "Forever is only the beginning" sound like something out of Hellraiser?
Hey, it's a display for the new Twilight! Wow, those wolves make it sort of scary!
Still, it could be scarier. It needs something more, right here in the middle...
AAAAAAAAAAH! It's a movie critic, trapped in Twilight forever! The horror!
Oh, leave me alone. It's hot outside.
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