9 p.m., March 22
Set phasers to Ornery.
Oh, my. David Elliott has a thing or two to say about Cowboys & Aliens -- none of 'em good, but all of 'em entertaining. Here is a sample: "Ah, [Harrison] Ford - the smoking brand on this cow butt." Yee-haw! He's much more impressed with The Tree, and with The Guard, and with Another Earth.