This IS satire right? Or maybe not, only a lawyer could be frightened of an American icon with his eyes closed.
"The agnosticity without ecstasy of the odessey of Theo D. Issy."
The controversy has spread to Europe where the French and Irish are demanding an apology from Theo D. Issy for misappropriation of ethnic identities. Said Ursula Eglantine Diot, spokesperson for the group Gauls and Gaels Against GALL (GAGAG), “Sadly, in France, we have had to give up the practice of lopping off the leads of smart people but we still publicly pants the smarty pants.” Monsieur Issy and his publicist Walter Mencken may address their mea culpa to:
666, Rue de Mauvais Garçons,
Corps-Nuds, Bretagne, France
So, you have demonstrated the power of the printed word and a tagger has responded. You too have "the power to move." Perhaps next time you might opt for something worthy. How about "Peace on Earth, Goodwill to all?" Once either of you win the Nobel Peace prize then you might be qualified to fathom the inner sanctum of this great man. Until then, don't assume that your limited awareness can see and feel what he knew.
Are you proud of yourselves?
Julie Stalmer 7:15 p.m., June 25
Ken Harrison 3:35 p.m., June 25
Walter Mencken 2:02 p.m., June 25
Josh Board 12:58 p.m., June 25
Charlie Morgenstern 11 a.m., June 25
Jay Anderson 10:30 a.m., June 25
Dave Rice 9 a.m., June 25
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