"Looks like Marks has been naughty again."
  • "Looks like Marks has been naughty again."
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When you consider all the questionable "bile" this column pumps, I am amazed to report that one Joseph Genoese has decided to take offense to a goof column written under the guise of "Earl Stiff."

Here's what Joe had to say:

  • Bile in Every Word

  • "Reading Mr. Marks’ reviews has become painful. This guy thinks he is funny and witty. What he is is a bore.

  • "Gone are the days, at least at your paper, when a movie review provided insight, perspective, and clear direction into what a movie was trying to say. See Siskel, Ebert, A. O. Scott, Roper, Kael, and hundreds more.

  • "Your guy is a buffoon. He does nothing but hate everything and everyone, save 'Marty.' Scott Marks is shaming your paper! His review of the Golden Globes was not informative or funny. For those of us who love movies his words were insulting and juvenile.

  • "Do yourselves a favor and run over to some junior college journalism class and get somebody who can write without bile in every word. Your readers will be all the better for it.

  • Joseph Genoese
  • Downtown
Video:

Scott Marks responds to a critic

Scott Marks replies to a letter to the editor while getting his hair cut.

Scott Marks replies to a letter to the editor while getting his hair cut.

I decided to face my accuser from the comfort and safety of a barber chair at The Park Blvd. Salon. The moment the camera was turned on, Yen, the Sidney Guilaroff of Hillcrest whose good fortune it's been to mow my fleece for going on 14 years, froze colder than Otto Preminger in an igloo. Makes for grate video!

There is one question concerning Joe's missive that I failed to raise while getting clipped. Joe mentions Siskel, Ebert, A.O. Scott, and Kael, but I never knew Norman Fell wrote criticism?

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dwbat Dec. 23, 2013 @ 10:28 a.m.

Scott, I think you have the beginning structures of a new Internet show, along the lines of "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee." You could call it "Critics in Barber Shops Getting Haircuts."

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Scott Marks Dec. 23, 2013 @ 10:32 a.m.

Are you asking me to cheat on Yen with another head-dresser? NEVER!

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Eva Knott Dec. 23, 2013 @ 10:49 a.m.

Ha! Yes, let's have another from the barber's chair! Maybe Yen can style you like the leading man from your next movie. Or you could get a close shave in the next video commentary? Maybe Yen will have to read the nastygram to you, between razor slices. Fondly, Eva

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Scott Marks Dec. 23, 2013 @ 11:36 a.m.

You make it sound as though more poison pen fan mail awaits me in the new year, Eva.

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Joaquin_de_la_Mesa Dec. 23, 2013 @ 2:35 p.m.

Good haircut, Yen. But, Scott, that video had some pace issues. : )

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dwbat Dec. 23, 2013 @ 4:24 p.m.

A little CGI wouldn't hurt, either! And a Hans Zimmer soundtrack would be icing on the cake.

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Scott Marks Dec. 23, 2013 @ 5:39 p.m.

Next time I'll hire John Williams to score my bicycle ride past the moon.

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Scott Marks Dec. 23, 2013 @ 5:40 p.m.

Why do you think I decided to record my first video before a mirror?

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shirleyberan Dec. 23, 2013 @ 7:49 p.m.

viewer - why do u care about his sex life?

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dwbat Dec. 23, 2013 @ 8:03 p.m.

This comment was removed by the site staff for violation of the usage agreement.

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Colonna Dec. 24, 2013 @ 8:12 a.m.

Scott's former barber was wild with the hare...

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Burwell Dec. 25, 2013 @ 8:45 p.m.

I thought Marks wore a hair piece like Jan Goldsmith. His hair looked real on that video.

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Scott Marks Dec. 25, 2013 @ 10:51 p.m.

Jan Goldsmith wears a hairpiece? Get outta' here!

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dwbat Dec. 26, 2013 @ 10:25 a.m.

Yes, he inherited it from Andy Warhol!

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