* Tommy Conroy, La Mesa, 2. My fish is suddenly limping, But how can a swimmer be gimping? Something's wrong with his hips, Gliding sideways he trips, Then lies on the bottom wimp-simping.
* Betsy Cory, Chula Vista, 2. I once met a fellow named Dan, A handsome and affable man. But we somehow lost touch, If he reads crosswords much, Maybe Dan will remember who I am.
Ben Dean, Bay Park, 2.
Thomas Diehl, Escondido, 2.
Dale Duffala, Bird Rock, 2.
George Elam, Vista, 2.
Ben Espe, Mission Valley, 2.
Carolyn Foley, Carlsbad, 2.
Jacque Glick, El Cajon, 2.
Susan Haley, Chula Vista, 2.
David Hall, San Diego, 2.
Paula Henderson, La Jolla, 2.
W. Hodgson, Escondido, 2.
Ron Hootman, Santee, 2.
Richard Hutchings, Santee, 2.
George Jackson, Oceanside, 2.
* Larry Johnsgard, Escondido, 2. A rancher's yard full of junk, Was used by a runaway skunk. The owner said, "Dear, That new smell is queer." She said, "No---it's the same when you're drunk!"
Martha Klages, Encanto, 2.
Drew Lettington, Mission Hills, 2.
Richard Lewis, San Diego, 2.
Elaine Marume, Oceanside, 2.
Ray Mc Murtry, Chula Vista, 2.
F.A. Nalu, El Cajon, 2.
Kimberly Osinski, San Diego, 2.
Burr Passenheim, Linda Vista, 2.
Bill Pischke, Ramona, 2.
Janie Redmond, Cardiff, 2.
Jane M. Reilly, University City, 2.
Michael Rewa, Allied Gardens, 2.
Marc Richard , Banker's Hill, 2.
Jay Sato, Carmel Valley, 2.
Raymond Schwartz, Clairemont, 2.
Tyler Skarz, Encinitas, 2.
Martin Soblick, Del Mar, 2.
Sherrie Stockdale, Vista, 2.
Chris Van Haften, Murrieta, 2.
Jennifer Vuksinich, El Cajon, 2.
Rita Weiss, Escondido, 2.
Susan Williams, North Park, 2.
Ric Witt, Clairemont, 2.
Mark Moskowitz, Universty Heights, 1. A limerick should have intent, To bring forth a thought that is meant, It should have some focus, Not just Hocus Pocus, To rhyme with some word you invent.
I agree, but what are the rules? Trying to think of something original and quirky takes twice as much time as solving the darn puzzle. I could go on-line and take one from the limerick site, but that would be too easy. I do feel lucky, as I have had 3 chosen so far.
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skyboots June 6, 2012 @ 8:43 a.m.
The majority of these lymericks are awful, following none of the rules of lymerick rhyme or reason.
jerry June 20, 2012 @ 7:33 a.m.
I agree, but what are the rules? Trying to think of something original and quirky takes twice as much time as solving the darn puzzle. I could go on-line and take one from the limerick site, but that would be too easy. I do feel lucky, as I have had 3 chosen so far.
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