Crab Catcher

1298 Prospect Street, La Jolla




This is the winter of my discontent, following the autumn of my growing grouchiness, and the summer of my increasing reservations. It’s the economy, stupid — the stupid economy. For seven months, I’ve been trying to find food for moderate-and-under prices, including mainstream food that might appeal to palates unready to dive into the depths of exotic ethnicities (where the real bargains are; see the end of this review for a great example). The task has been not only thankless but often pleasureless. (Yes, yes, it’s still better than working in a cubicle.) The truth is that for mainstream eats, the food at higher-end restaurants is usually better.

I’ve always been both curious and suspicious about Crab Catcher. In its favor: It’s got a great view of the cove, and it has lasted since 1979, so enough people must love the place to keep it in business. Arguing against it: Ditto. I haven’t been happy with various old-time local restaurants I’ve tried, and tourist-luring “view” joints can be the pits. But some of my SD old-timer friends have fond romantic memories of dinners past at Crab Catcher and urged me to try it during Restaurant Week, when the house was offering an ambitious-looking menu for only $30 per person.

The huge restaurant occupies most of the middle floor of three stories (between the garage below and the elevator entrance above) that it shares with Trattoria Acqua, rambling through indoor dining rooms and heated outdoor patios. We were seated at one of the latter, enjoying a fine sea view. Some of our fellow diners were date-dressy, but most were dressed for basic respectability. Seated nearby, an evidently former blonde, now silver-gray, fulfilled the traditional blonde’s restaurant-role of talking so loudly and incessantly as to drown out my “date’s” conversation. (No shrieky giggles, at least.) She was seated before us and still working on a nearly full plate when we left, her mouth apparently never pausing long enough to chew.

Steve and I had a small occasion to celebrate — okay, I’ll tell: I’d just gotten an “A” on my cholesterol test — that’s what gobbling seafood does for you — so we ordered a half-dozen oysters to start. There were two species, big, plushy Chef Creeks from the north Pacific and smaller locally farmed Carlsbad oysters, which proved delicious if salty. For a venue that includes a specialized oyster bar, the shuckers were amateurish: Four out of our six samples held enough loose shell-grit to notice. Thanks for the nutrients, guys, but if I want more calcium in my diet, I’ll buy pills. The dip was a classic seafood cocktail sauce, ready to be mixed to taste with lemon squeezes and horseradish — though the horseradish was already heaped atop the sauce. (I should have spooned off most of it and dumped it on the ice before commencing to mix.) We did like the warm mini-loaves of bread sprinkled with delicious coarse salt that came with dinner, even if the EVOO (extra-virgin olive oil) for dipping was only adequate.

Among the first-course choices on the prix fixe, the best selection (and best dish of the evening) was a plate of “potstickers” in deep-fried wonton skins, filled with braised short-rib meat and garnished with sweet-sour red cabbage. The light, crisp wrappers were perfect containers for a moist, rich meat filling, and the cabbage was an ideal tangy contrast. Alas, that was the evening’s only good food.

The dish I most wanted to taste, since I love celeriac, was a cream of celery root and potato soup. It was palatable but extremely shy of celeriac, not to mention cream, and even salt. In sum, a bland, mainly potato soup. Dorm food.

Then the real awfulness began. On the entrée of macadamia-crusted halibut, neither Steve nor I could detect any macadamias. A dried-out hunk of overcooked white fish-flesh was topped with some heat-withered dark-green fresh herb, while falling like shrapnel around its periphery were crunchies tentatively identified as blanched slivered almonds (cheaper than the Hawaiian nuts). The fish sat atop a cube of coconut sticky rice. Steve thought it had too much coconut for the halibut. Given the totally dead protein, I wanted much more coconut, to add some tropical richness to this desert dryness.

Crusty grilled shrimp (cooked only slightly past optimum) were served in a garlicky tomato sauce with bouncy fettuccini, displaying that rubber-bandish texture that resembles the less-distinguished mainstream brands of refrigerator-case fresh pasta. The dish tasted like something I’d throw together in a tearing hurry, when too hungry to wait for inspiration. Any good home cook with an extra ten minutes could surpass it.

A glimpse at the regular menu indicated that despite the disarmingly modest Restaurant Week prix-fixe tab, this is not a moderate restaurant but a damned pricey one, with the most attractive selections listed at “market price,” aka “If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.” A family at a nearby table were enjoying several 11/2 pound Maine lobsters. The cost of lobsters has slumped with the recession — wholesale prices are down as low as $3 a pound, and many longtime New England lobstering families are going broke and selling their boats and traps. “How much are the lobsters at that table?” we asked the waitress. They were $55 each. Now, the last time I ate at the Palm, the price there for five-pound monster lobsters was $63. (Of course, bigger isn’t really better, lobster-wise.) In any event, drinking the cheapest white wine on the list, plus buying oysters for $12 extra, plus coffee, tip, and tax, our Restaurant Week dinner bill came to $73 a person. For that price, you can get much better food elsewhere. But our ordeal wasn’t over yet — before the bill came the sweets.

Bread pudding with dried cherries (I think that’s what they were) had a nice cinnamon flavor, but the texture was as wet and sludgy as new-laid cement — “Too much liquid in the batter,” said Steve, a paragon who actually bakes. We knew that if we ate much of it, it would still be sitting in our innards like a soggy cannonball the next morning; we’d have to swallow chorus lines of worker-ants to carry it away crumb by wet crumb to the queen. A horrible metaphor, yes, but that’s what came to mind. I didn’t even doggie-bag the ample remains for the next day’s breakfast. This stuff made whole-wheat toast look good.

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millerowski Feb. 15, 2009 @ 5:26 p.m.

Regarding Crab Catcher: Ms. Wise gets an A for this one (along with her cholesterol score!)

I took two friends to the CC in September--both from high school: one, my pal; two, our teacher. We were in a reunion year.

My friend was giddy about going to the CC because as a child she had LIVED in the place--that very room--when the Green Dragon Colony consisted of homes, not restaurants and shops. (Nancy now lives near Chicago.)

I was happy to go for the view. The La Jolla Cove and the view up to Scripp's Oceanography pier is among my favorites, and when I am touring outtatowners around, we usually zip by the shell shop where the cave is and then down to the cove for a walk at Scripp's Park.

I had SOME hope for the food, but was wary. And for good reason. Two of us shared some blah oysters. Then two of us each ordered the Crab Catcher sandwich: "Bering Sea King Crab, applewood smoked bacon, lettuce and tomato on toasted brioche with a roasted garlic herb aioli - $18." Sounded like a winner--though pricey. I asked if they would toss on a slice or two of avocado, and the pleasant waiter said "no prob." Our teacher ordered the burger--she had a burger craving and, now in her eighties, eats very sensibly most of the time (no burgers.)

The sandwiches were embarrassingly bad. The brioche was stale, there was not much crab, the bacon could have been the stuff on sale at Food 4 Less, and the avo didn't show up. Aioli? OK, if you say so. The burger, on the other hand, was cooked to order and delish. Still, the burger did not redeem the rest of the meal.

Go there for a cocktail and the view. If you want crab, pack a picnic and head below to the park. Or go to Oregon.

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