San Diego Reader

Javier Bardem won, as expected. It was a nice touch to see him thanking his mom in Spanish (and to see a normal hairstyle on him).

The doorbell rang and the woman answering the door said, “You’re just in time.” I said, “Just in time for what? The Oscars started a long time ago.”

These guests were Asian and they brought fried rice. My girlfriend got up to get some. I was stuffed from three brownies and two slices of pizza. The rest of the food smelled good, though. During the commercials, everyone got up to nosh. I heard one woman ask the host, “Can I have something to drink...like cold water?” The hostess responded, “How about...cold water?”

One woman said, “This is great...I can eat now. It’s not like the Super Bowl where we have to watch the commercials, too.”

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