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One guy walked in and said, “All right, I’m here. Let’s get drunk now.”

I heard someone ask Jim’s wife if she’d lost a bone. I saw she was wearing a string of them around her neck as well as bone earrings. I overheard someone ask Jim about his chimp suit. When I asked him what that was about, he said, “When we perform, I wear a chimp suit.... My songs are sung through the eyes of a chimp.” I stayed to see them play a few songs before heading out.

As I left, I walked by a five-year-old in a cat costume and the guy in the caveman outfit. He was complaining about how hot he was. His wife said, “You should’ve thought about that before you wore all that fur.”

I debated whether I should lie and end the story by saying he clubbed her over the head for nagging him.

Crash your party? Call 619-235-3000 x421 and leave an invitation for Josh Board.

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