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Wednesday, April 16
Democratic Presidential Debate
ABC 8:00 p.m.

(Gérald tells his group that many plants in the garden are poisonous, which sets up Lakmé’s final scene. It also shows that danger is everywhere, even in tranquility. It adds tension.) Hillary Clinton looks like a dude. There are pictures of her from a long time ago, and you’d think she wouldn’t look like a dude back in the ’70s. Wrong. She just looks like a dude with long hair and stupid glasses. Looks. Like. A. Dude.

Thursday, April 17
Survivor Micronesia — Fans vs. Favorites
CBS 8:00 p.m.

(It repeats “Under the thick dome [of the] white jasmine. We descend...we descend together.” The girls sing in unison. Society, rules, laws...they’re all bigger than we are, a rushing torrent. We either float with them or drown.) The UFC should have an event on the beach. That’d be sweet — guys fighting in the cage, ring girls holding up the round signs in the water. Watching fights on the beach would be RAD! I’d get tickets and then proceed to get super drunk.

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