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One guy stumbled over to me as I was leaving and said, "I have an idea for your column, man." His breath reeked of beer. "Find a gambler," he explained, "and follow him for a week. If he wins, see if he parties more because of that. That same thing could work with a guy that has a job where it's all on commission." He took a swig from his Heineken.

"Or, you could follow a good girl around. Does she become a 'ho when she parties? Really, man, you should do that shit for your column. But, why am I telling you? I guess I babble all these crazy ideas when I drink. And, it's your column. You're the man!"

He then tripped and fell, but the beer stayed in his hand. I said, "I should follow you around for a week."

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