Lives: Rancho Bernardo
My friend Niki and I say "chubi" instead of "bitch." If you type "bitch" into a cell phone, the predictive text will write "chubi" first. The other day she said something that made me mad, and I was, like, "Whatever, chubi."
Other than that, I shorten things a lot. I use "stoops" instead of "stupid." Instead of, "excuse me," I say "excuse?" And I use "perf" instead of "perfect." When my friends call and they have a plan for a Friday night and it's everything I want to do and everyone I want to see, then it's "perf."