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Beach drinking ban pushes Ocean Beach and PB boozers to alleys
The City Council definitely think we are stupid. Their political strategy counts on it. I am optimistic that the majority of registered voters in San Diego will defeat the vocal minority of New Puritans and their Cromwellian leader, Kevin Faulconer this November. Get these kooks off our beaches before we are required to wear black from head to toe because the New Puritan families who want to take over object to seeing girls in bikinis on the beach. The beach belongs to everyone, not just those wealthy enough to own property there.— August 21, 2008 1:50 p.m.
Beach Booze Banter
The Australians got the convicts, Canada got the French, and WE got the Puritans! Why? Because they got their teatotaling asses kicked out of England! The English wanted once again to be able to have organs in church, go to theater for plays, drink alcoholic beverages, and even DANCE! The leader of our New Puritans, Kevin Faulconer, should not forget what happened to Cromwell, the leader of the original Puritans: he lost his head literally, ending his political career. This November it will be time to show this pinch-faced minority the door. Let's get them off our beaches and send them back at least to New England, because I'm sure the citizens of Old England haven't forgotten what happened the first time around and don't want them either. If we are not successful, the next item on round-head Faulconer's agenda may be an ordinance requiring beachgoers to cover up from head to toe in black because Puritan families object to seeing girls in bikinis on the beach.— August 21, 2008 1:37 p.m.