Ian Anderson 5 p.m., May 21
- Community Blog
ARIAL CASTRO'S ATTORNEYS HAVE ANNOUNCED THAT THE CLEVELAND KIDNAP/RAPE SUSPECT WILL PLEAD NOT GUILTY
Attorney Craig Weintraub: "The media and the community want to demonize this man before they know the whole story."
NOT RESPONSIBLE by Barry Mason & Les Reed (Originally Recorded by Tom Jones) Lyrics Reconstructed by Ariel Castro & Satan’s Defense Pervs!
(and yeah, it's supposed to be tasteless because the image is of him singing it to us all in front of the jury via media with his attys as back-up because of course he's simply nothing more than a merely misunderstood romantic swinger, don'tcha know!)
Now let me ask you something: Have you ever felt that you weren't responsible for the things that you do? When the girls that you want to kidnap, enslave, torture and rape are just… too much? They are so out of sight, baby, that all you can say is: Well, all right!
I was not responsible, not responsible for anything I did to you like kidnap you.
I was not responsible, it was impossible to be so very close and forego raping you.
You had such a hold on me! You made it seem so easy, ‘cause you knew me, too.
I had such a happy feeling knowing I’d enslaved and tortured you… and raped you, too -- and you and you!…
I had such a happy feeling kidnapping, enslaving and raping you!
Whoa.. baby... All right!
(Second Verse – similar to the first)
I was not responsible, not responsible when I did to you just what I wanted to.
I was not responsible, it was impossible to be so very near and not to kidnap, rape and torture you.
You had such a hold on me -- It was all your fault, you know, it’s true, oh yeah,
And I had such a happy feeling kidnapping, enslaving and raping you! And you and you!
I had such a happy feeling telling you you felt the same way too!
You know it's true!
And now I have a happy feeling 'cause my legal whores will try their best to convince you
I’m not responsible -- No!
They're responsible -- Yeah!
I'm not responsible -- No!
Those girls, they asked me to -- Yeah!
Those girls, they begged me to -- Yeah!
Those girls, they wanted me to -- Yeah!
Those girls, they loved me -- Oh, yeah!
So... I'm not responsible -- Oh, no!
Not responsible -- No way!
Not responsible -- Uh uh!
(Fade out -- or, preferably, fry.)