Walter Mencken 11:31 a.m., Feb. 1
- Community Blog
WHILE WATCHING THE RECENT WEDDING...
I realized the British, especially supposely educated speak as if their mouths were full, muffling the words into other than distinctive, Which we Americans do brazenly even the uneducated.*
That said, suddenly out of the bleau, I realized that President Obama has ignored the Muppets, why? I once homeless in Indio, California, under a tree friendless, wrote poetically proposing marriage to Kermit the frog, Who Married That Hussy, Miz Piggy.
My advice to him, appear but dont trust them,
afterall they're all underhanded!
*Call Parks Seed Co., pretend to order a catalog, they speak as if a brook running quiet but distinctly.
By the way, I have been told by travelers that all the hot dog vendors in Britain are manned by Cockneys, God help anyone in that matter.