I read everything about Kate Gosselin because, well, I'm shallow and my life is boring. I'm sure all of you have interesting and fulfilling lives, so you prob just breeze on by this stuff. However, this article about Kate Gosselin's new do has the best opening paragraphs I've read in a long time! (It's the first three paragraphs that made me laugh.) If they gave out Pulitzers for gossip column opening paragraphs, this would win, hands down! Enjoy!
I read everything about Kate Gosselin because, well, I'm shallow and my life is boring. I'm sure all of you have interesting and fulfilling lives, so you prob just breeze on by this stuff. However, this article about Kate Gosselin's new do has the best opening paragraphs I've read in a long time! (It's the first three paragraphs that made me laugh.) If they gave out Pulitzers for gossip column opening paragraphs, this would win, hands down! Enjoy!