Scott Marks, February 19, 2013
10. Violators will be put to death.
9. Pick an exit before picking your seat.
8. You buy, you die. No refunds!
7. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
6. Thou shalt not remove speakers from theatre grounds.
5. Note to booth op.
4. It's a cinema, not a passion pit.
3. We don't like your kind.
2. The Bonnie Dumanis clause.
1. Nazis will be asked to leave the theatre.
11. Keep thy bodily fluids to yourself.
11:24 a.m., June 19
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Dave Rice 10:41 a.m., June 19
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