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From the man who died with 40 lbs. of impacted feces in his colon comes a new taste treat! There's a little bit of Duke's "natural flavoring" in every bite of John Wayne Organic Beef Jerky.

John Wayne Organic Beef Jerky comes in three flavors: Camels, Jack Daniels, and Katy Jurado.

What jerk-off came up with the idea of John Wayne jerky? As a means of expanding the Duke's brand beyond "guns, knives, and saddles," grandson Ethan Wayne thought it wise to introduce a line of food products that bore the legendary western star's name.

Fortunately the threat of John Wayne Franks & Beans or Trail Chili (is that what you leave after eating it?) never materialized.

All this merchandising is getting to be re-goddamndiculous.

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Matthew Lickona Feb. 14, 2013 @ 11:35 a.m.

Are you seeing the Dark Knight Converse ad to the right of this?

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denfrank Feb. 14, 2013 @ 12:58 p.m.

I tried it, its really not bad. Low in sodium, too.

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Ghost_of_dolores_hope Feb. 17, 2013 @ 5:54 p.m.

Leave the Duke alone! Can't a real man make a buck? Let his off spring eat!

Anyway, John Wayne was the real deal. I miss him.

What would the Duke think of the last three films I saw. In each film the leading man cried.

I saw Daniel Craig cry in Skyfall Friday. Then Christian Bale cried in Dark Knight Rises. Lastly, Michael Fassbender gave a good tear jerk off (no pun) in Shame.

Worse, every movie was a piece of crap or in Hollywood a piece of your favorite actor's latest hair piece. On the extra blu-ray for Dark Knight Rises they had a whole segment on Gary Oldman's hairpiece. Shit cost more than the bat cave. No lie.

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