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Various Authors 3:49 p.m., Dec. 3
The Force is with Republican Presidential front-runner Mitt Romney, but according to the actor who played Luke Skywalker in Star Wars-z-z-z, he is not a President yet.
After spending far too much time espousing the virtues of Superman and Zorro to a reporter at Comic-Con, Mark Hamill almost makes up for the awfulness of the last 3 SW pictures by likening Romney to The Thing (Carpenter, not Nyby, I'm sure).
"He only imitates human behavior," Hamill observes, "he's not actually human himself."
Hamill concludes that Americans would be "insane" to vote for anyone but Barack Obama. If not, may the remorse be with you.