White Trash food, canning, pies, beets, turkey, bread pudding, asparagus, potlucks, sweet potatoes, rhubarb, spinach, Easter bunnies, jellybeans, ice cream, apricots, and dog food served as paté
3:58 p.m., Feb. 19
...and his name is Mr. Marks! Seriously, all you need to do is take a gander at the image below to get a glimpse of the high drama roiling under the Smurfs' light blue surface. How could you not make a movie about 'em?