What is your New Year’s resolution that you’re going to follow through on for real this time?

Asked by Andy Boyd

January 4, 2013

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Greg Santos

From Hollywood (Comedian)

My continuing New Year’s resolution has always been to not have a New Year’s resolution. It’s really easy and impossible to follow through with at the same time.

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Dan Venti

From Ocean Beach (Comedian)

I’d like to get a professional full-nude spread of myself published in Time. It would be in Time magazine’s first fully nude magazine, and I get the centerfold.

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Billy Bonnell

From Los Angeles (Comedian)

I plan to win between three and five real rap battles. I’ll get started on the streets of L.A., which would be the best place, but eventually I want to move up to the larger clubs.

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Michael Doud

From City Heights (Comedian)

It’s gotta be to get rid of these cigarettes. Since I was 15 when I started these, it’s the one thing that’s been on my back and I know it’s killing me.


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