What's the strangest thing you've ever woken up to?

Asked by Andy Boyd

October 26, 2011

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Luke Valles

From Mission Valley (Department Head at Home Depot)

I once woke up in the middle of the night to find myself in the act of punching my girlfriend in the face. It was too late to stop myself, so I full-on socked her right in the mouth.

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Ben Watz

From Tierrasanta (Go-Kart Track Manager)

I’ve woken up on the beach with no pants, with a full beer can in my hand, surrounded by seagulls.

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Alex Vaughn

From Poway (Track Marshall)

My friend’s fat dad, in the same bed, when I was sleeping in a hotel at Disneyland. He wasn’t there the night before...it was very shocking in the morning.Answer 3

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Kenny Stewart

From Rancho Peñasquitos (Mechanic)

This one time on a cruise ship I got super drunk.The next thing I remember, I’m waking up next to some girl. She followed me around for the remainder of the cruise. Still don’t know her name.


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