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Statement from Los Angeles Stadium designer Gruenwelt Schadenfreude:

"Brawls seem to be an inevitable, even integral part of the Chargers-Raiders football experience. Sharing a stadium will almost certainly lead to increased levels of contact between drunken fans in the stadium parking lot, which in turn will lead to increased levels of trash talking and, eventually, violence. Our hope is to apply the same system of contained expression employed by the government when dealing with certain types of protestors: you accept that they're going to do their thing, but you make sure they don't ruin the fun for everyone else by rounding them up and sticking them in a cage. There was some concern about how you could possibly make someone dumb and/or drunk enough to fight over which mediocre football program was more mediocre take his grievance to a designated space, but early testing shows that angry dudes are actually eager to "take it to the cage." We couldn't be more excited."

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eastlaker March 1, 2015 @ 10:14 a.m.

Maybe someone could even figure out a way to sell tickets!!!

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shirleyberan March 1, 2015 @ 6:19 p.m.

Better scan for weapons before caging violence prone mediocre team fans.

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dwbat March 1, 2015 @ 7:07 p.m.

There are no plans for cages. This wasn't a serious news report.

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