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Here's how to play: Thor: The Dark World steals from a lot of films. Like, a lot. Pick one of them. Then, change one of the famous lines from that film to make it into a comment on Thor: The Dark World. I'll start with a couple, just for the sake of example.

"On second thought, let's not go to Asgard. It is a silly place."

"I am the golden-eyed guardian of the crystal rainbow bridge, the only black Norseman in all of Asgard; your cloaking device will not avail you, elf of Svartalfheim! Go back to the aether. YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

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shirleyberan Nov. 8, 2013 @ 2:58 p.m.

I thought we were trying to be funny till you pointed out all that dark and light fight. Who are these people?

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Matthew Lickona Nov. 8, 2013 @ 3:39 p.m.

We were trying to be funny. The dark and light stuff just hit me when I looked at that name.

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shirleyberan Nov. 8, 2013 @ 4:44 p.m.

Still playing - "these aren't the droids you're looking for".

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DanDiego Nov. 8, 2013 @ 9:11 p.m.

Is chain mail underwear considered an Asgard?

In Thor's world, bad guys gets hammered!

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