* AD Albright, San Diego, 1. There was a puzzle whose theme was a bird. It really perplexed me... I felt like a nerd, But I kept hard ar it, mostly just out of habit, And I finally solved every word.
* Mary Arana, Encinitas, 1. I got a ticket-not fair, I'd slowed down-no cops were there-, But off went a flash, I had to pay cash, No more California stops'- beware!
Geoff Armour, Carlsbad, 1.
Martha Awdziewicz, Clairemont, 1.
L. Barling, El Cajon, 1.
Johanna Barry, Pine Valley, 1.
Evelyn Bowser, Hillcrest, 1.
Charlotte Brown, Clairemont, 1.
Bob Carlson, Serra Mesa, 1.
Bryan Chandler, San Diego, 1.
Leslie Chase, Campo, 1.
Joseph Ciprian, Little Italy, 1.
Carolyn Clark, Lakeside, 1.
Maria Coda, Oceanside, 1.
Dianne Collinsgru, Escondido, 1.
Tommy Conroy, La Mesa, 1.
Betsy Cory, Chula Vista, 1.
Ben Dean, Bay Park, 1.
Thomas Diehl, Escondido, 1.
Dale Duffala, Bird Rock, 1.
George Elam, Vista, 1.
Ben Espe, Mission Valley, 1.
Carolyn Foley, Carlsbad, 1.
Jacque Glick, El Cajon, 1.
Susan Haley, Chula Vista, 1.
David Hall, San Diego, 1.
* Paula Henderson, La Jolla, 1. There once was a man named Francisco, Who wanted to learn how to disco, He tried for a day, But slipped right away, No has the nickname of Crisco.
W. Hodgson, Escondido, 1.
Ron Hootman, Santee, 1.
Richard Hutchings, Santee, 1.
George Jackson, Oceanside, 1.
* Larry Johnsgard, Escondido, 1. A bay newborn in Alforque, Arrived in the beak of a stork, An observant cook, Gave it one look, And gasped, "No, I asked you for pork!"
Martha Klages, Encanto, 1.
Drew Lettington, Mission Hills, 1.
Richard Lewis, San Diego, 1.
Elaine Marume, Oceanside, 1.
Ray Mc Murtry, Chula Vista, 1.
F.A. Nalu, El Cajon, 1.
Kimberly Osinski, San Diego, 1.
Burr Passenheim, Linda Vista, 1.
Bill Pischke, Ramona, 1.
Janie Redmond, Cardiff, 1.
Jane M. Reilly, University City, 1.
Michael Rewa, Allied Gardens, 1.
* Marc Richard , Banker's Hill, 1. You must pay attention to meter, The limerick is not just repeater, Two lines- three steps stressed, Then two so addressed, Last line matches first two much neater.
Comments
skyboots May 30, 2012 @ 8:35 p.m.
Finally, a writer followed the limerick rules! Thank you, Marc Richmond! All these mis-metered rhymes were making me crazy.
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